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One defining aspect of Master Couch's personality is his seemingly endless lexicon of interesting expressions, dubbed "Jim-isms" by the senior membership of the club. Below are a few favorites. Collect them all! Impress your friends!
"Smack! Hair, brains and eyeballs all over the mat. Bad plan!"
"This is the most fun you can have with your clothes on!"
"Get your nasty grape-mashers off my floor, chubbo!"
"Put your fist in a six-by-six right in front of your shnoz."
"There's three ways to do this: right way, wrong way, my way. If you do it my way you'll be right, which eliminates wrong."
"First time you do that you'll call me everything but Jim!"
"Lower that stance, mister! You're gonna get a nosebleed up that high!"
"Get together, people, or we'll do these 'til I get tired! How long will that be?!"
"Stretch, people, stretch! Stretch it now or tear it later!"
"You've got to do the work! You can't get this on your corn flakes."
"If you're comfortable you're not doing it right!"
"Who showed you that?! I didn't show you that! No one on the front rank showed you that!"
"Your opponent is gonna leave footprints all over your face!"
"BAM! Take your fist and give him a meeting with Jesus!"
"That looks like a monkey trying to dribble a football!"
"Gain control of your attacker and rain down hell and havoc."
"You ARE having fun, RIGHT?! You wanna do more, RIGHT?!"